Getting pumped for Double Threats Forever

With the release of the new book covers, I did a blog tour in May. It was fun writing guest pieces for various blogs and since we’re getting ready for the release of the final Double Threat book, I thought I’d remind you of some of the posts here.

These quotes are from the first book, So I’m a Double Threat. It feels like so long ago, and the characters feel do young. ::sniffle:: They’re all grown up now. Can’t wait for you to read what their futures have in store for them.

So here’s a blast from the past …

Instead of a long excerpt, I thought it would be fun to check out a few quotes pulled from So I’m a Double Threat. Some shorter, some longer. Some serious, some fun. Happy reading!

1. Sexy? That’s a laugh. Like a 14 year-old can, or even should be sexy. But, I sure as hell am going to try. Just without a thong, that’s for sure.

2. “So you wanna shot or a beer?”
“Whichever line is shorter,” I blurt out rather quickly.
“You’re my kind of girl.”

3. “Uhhh. I thought we were gonna … gonna hook up.” He finally spits it out, but so softly as if he’s telling me a secret.

4. High school sucks.
Guys suck.

5. “Chill, Meg. It’s just a little weed. It’s no big thing. Really.”

6. “Hey, Alex. Nice to finally meet you,” my dad says, with a little too much emphasis on finally. Not Dad too. Is this a conspiracy?

7. Yes, he actually used the word naked.

8. Did I just compare myself to a cow? Good one, Meg.

9. He smiles back and I feel something weird between us. Something different. Something new. I feel…hope.

10. The closer everyone gets to stripping down to their bathing suits and getting into the water, the pissier I get.

11. There, I toss my cookies. I throw up my breakfast, my Gatorade, my chips, and I yak up…my heart.

12. “Need a date?”

13. “This stupid act is killing me. Amy and I went to the free teen clinic for birth control. We got the same amount of stuff. I’ve never used mine but I peeked in her bag and half her stash is gone, so seriously, you don’t have to lie.”

14. His breath is sweet.

Share your favorite quotes for a chance to win a Double Threat prize on release day.

Julie

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  1. Anonymous says:

    “There has to be like ten MILFs in there right now.”
    “Calm down, Stiffler,before I punch you again.”

    This book and all the others are so great, its hard to pick just one favorite line,but that one was funny.
    Tammy-tlafferty75@frontier.com

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