Friday Funnies

Happy Friday!

I’m going over So I’m a Double Threat right now, and polishing it up before the new cover is ready. I’m laughing to myself like a total freak. Am I funny or what? Haha.

I thought I’d take us on a trip down memory lane and post a little excerpt from the first Double Threat novel.

“I swear it takes her like five hours just to pick out a pair of underwear. As if it matters which thong you wear when it’s going to go straight up your ass. I don’t get it. I spent my whole elementary and middle school years picking my wedgies. I can’t understand why some of my friends act as if starting high school requires throwing away your hip-huggers or boy shorts in exchange for dental floss. I will definitely have to pass on the chafing feeling of thread between my cheeks.”

I crack up every time I read that. I once had a girl in my class who would ask to step outside to pick her wedgies. Nice. Lol.

Maybe I will post more from Double Threat as we make our way closer to a new look for the books, and a new school year for Meg. Eleventh grade is turning out to be quite a lot of fun for Meg and the girls. Or should I say, double the fun?

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