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“Bam! Alex is on the floor, and Travis is shaking out his hand.”
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“Girl, you need to wake the hell up. Pull your shirt down a little and put on some lipstick. You look dead. And looking like you belong in the morgue isn’t gonna get you a man.”
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“If you really like him and want to be with him, don’t let the pact get in the way. Go get your man.”
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“Nice shirt,” I tell him, looking closely at the fire combusting from a stick figure’s ass.
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“I think your boyfriend just broke my nose and you’re asking me what my problem is?”
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“Hey girls, this is the stud we have to thank for a winning football season this year.”
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“Josh is way too goofy and easy going for anyone to dislike him. He looks like Woody from Toy Story all dressed up like a sheriff.”
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“I guess I kissed David just to piss him off.”
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“If I had a penis I’d say you guys are the biggest freaking cockblockers ever.”
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“This summer was fun, but we agreed we’d chill once school started.”